{"id":2571,"date":"2021-11-16T09:09:56","date_gmt":"2021-11-16T09:09:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alexsheach.com\/?p=2571"},"modified":"2021-11-16T09:09:58","modified_gmt":"2021-11-16T09:09:58","slug":"7-reasons-you-should-not-launch-your-course-right-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsheach.com\/motivation-for-entrepreneurs\/7-reasons-you-should-not-launch-your-course-right-now\/","title":{"rendered":"7 Reasons You Should NOT Launch Your Course Right Now!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Oh sweetie – I know you want to launch your new course right now – but here are some very sensible reasons why you absolutely SHOULD NOT LAUNCH!<\/p>\n

1.<\/strong> \u274cYou moved to a tiny, wee island in the middle of the North fucking Atlantic and your broadband is so bad you can’t stream live TV never mind hold “group coaching”.<\/p>\n

\u2705You decide to go ahead and launch anyway and then your phone provider throws you an “unlimited data” package.<\/p>\n

2.<\/strong> <\/a>\u274cYou had a mental moment a year ago and shaved off all your hair and now it’s at that awkward stage where it hangs over your ears like a moody 14 year old boy eschewing personal hygiene – neither long nor short, just annoying.<\/p>\n

<\/a>\u2705You splay both hands to count up all your fucks given and realise it’s a big fat zero.<\/p>\n

3.<\/strong> <\/a>\u274cYou don’t think anyone will be in a spending mood before Christmas.<\/p>\n

<\/a>\u2705Are you serious? There are NO<\/u> spending rules. It’s not YOUR decision to decide when or how people spend their money or want to shop!<\/p>\n

4.<\/strong> <\/a>\u274cYou really don’t need the money because your new boyfriend is Elon Musk.<\/p>\n

<\/a>\u2705OK, fair dues. But won’t you get bored? \"\ud83d\ude09\"<\/p>\n

5.<\/strong> <\/a>\u274cAlmost everything you own is blue or green meaning that when you hit LIVE on your zoom call you disappear into the mist of a “green screen”! \"\ud83d\ude02\"<\/p>\n

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<\/a>\u2705I refer you to point 3!<\/p>\n

6.<\/strong> <\/a>\u274cYou just can’t face “selling” it because you’re not “sales-y” and you’re avoiding writing a launch sequence and it’s just easier to eat another mince pie, repeat any of the excuses listed above… and wait until January. Or March.<\/p>\n

<\/a>\u2705CALL \ud83c\udd98 I’m here to help. I will write your ENTIRE sales page & launch sequence<\/strong><\/u> for your latest offer in YOUR voice so you can C&P a bespoke launch sequence… not just templates which treat your best clients like they’re riding the impersonal conveyor belt to blah blah land!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Oh sweetie – I know you want to launch your new course right now – but here are some very sensible reasons why you absolutely SHOULD NOT LAUNCH! 1. \u274cYou moved to a tiny, wee island in the middle of the North fucking Atlantic and your broadband is so bad you can’t stream live TV never […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2573,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"Reasons You Should NOT Launch Your Course Right Now!","_seopress_titles_desc":"I know you want to launch your new course right now - but here are some very sensible reasons why you absolutely SHOULD NOT LAUNCH - because if you launch before you're really ready - you can really fuck up! ","_seopress_robots_index":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsheach.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2571"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsheach.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsheach.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsheach.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsheach.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2571"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/alexsheach.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2571\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2579,"href":"https:\/\/alexsheach.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2571\/revisions\/2579"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsheach.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2573"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsheach.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2571"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsheach.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2571"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsheach.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2571"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}