Ready for a ROCK-SOLID SALES MACHINE with non-sleazy marketing brilliance, Sales Page & Email Sequences?

⏰ It's time to tailor your marketing message, sales page & launch email sequences using laser precision and focus to give you an IRON-CLAD sales machine. 

Bring on the cash-registers & ditch the crickets!



If you’re not crystal clear on your message, not stepping into your BRAND STORY, not standing out and not getting heard then it doesn't matter how many hours you sit in front of your shiny laptop... you're not going to get those "payment pings" from Stripe on your phone because nobody has a fucking clue what you do and your message isn't making your customers think "I really fucking need that and I want it now!"!

If your niche and marketing message  aren't super-clear and hitting that sweet spot and your sales page doesn't make your clients shout "Fuck yeh, I need that!", then you'll be hearing crickets - not cash-registers

Are you ready to LAUNCH but kicking that can down the road by not actually writing your Sales Page or sending your launch sequence emails?

Your latest program is going to be FUCKING EPIC because you've plugged your HEART and SOUL into your zone of genius and you FUCKING KNOW that your COURSE KICKS BALLS

And the trouble is, although I know you’re a brilliantly gifted leader and you’ve got a whole heap of stuff to share with the world - you’re drowning out there because there’s so much noise-pollution and blether, you’re just not getting heard.

And every time you sit down with intent to write your own copy because you really mean it this time your mind goes blank and you get hit slap in the face with a big dose of Imposter Syndrome!

But we can fix this if you'll let me.

Failure to Launch

Actually putting it out there, SELLING, asking people for cash and actually SENDING SALES EMAILS is pushing back your launch date because... 

  • You can't think of a single thing to say which doesn't sound DESPERATE or SALESY.
  • You haven't got the time to SIT and THINK about how BEST to do this.
  • You KNOW that copy & paste generic templates are ICK... and SO not you and you don't even WANT to be "that kind of marketer" even if you could bring yourself to fire up the templates!
  • You STRUGGLE to get the words out of your brain and ON TO the page and WRITER'S BLOCK is delaying your launch... and your PAY DAY!
  • You simply FUCKING HATE doing this SALES stuff and you just want to RUN YOUR DAMNED COURSE!
  • You struggle with ASKING for the cash and don't want to sound NEEDY.

And the thing is... if you don't GET A HANDLE on your SELF-PROMOTION then your launch is going to FLOP 😢... and you'll give yourself some BULLSHIT excuse about the "WRONG PEOPLE" or "WRONG TIME" - or even worse... start BERATING YOURSELF for being "no good at this". 😢

But all this hesitancy to actually y'know... SELL YOUR SHIT means you keep pushing back your launch date telling yourself you're "not quite ready".


And wouldn't it be wonderful to just hand over THIS SHIT to someone else you can TRUST to bring your AUTHENTIC MESSAGE to your AUDIENCE... so that you can put your precious TIME and ENERGY into making sure your PROGRAM is KNOCK-IT-OUT-OF-THE PARK BRILLIANT?

Wait!... Did someone shout S.O.S. ???

Let me write your ENTIRE SALES PAGE & LAUNCH EMAIL SEQUENCES in your voice and share your message.

This Ain't My First Rodeo! 🥃

 Turning this ship around - How it works

Easy-peasy 🍋 squeezy!

01 - The Dream Team

As soon as you hit the orange "Buy Now" button, I'll send you a questionnaire to find out more about your business and what it is you're going to sell. I'll also send a link to my calendar for you to book in.

We kick off by having a video chat so I can dig deep and learn more about you, your course, your structure and beliefs and basically... what a cool-assed woman you REALLY are. This means I can really get to understand YOUR MESSAGE so that I can create my BEST copy IN YOUR NAME and aligned with YOUR brand.

We'll work together so you can show the people you serve exactly what you do – with no confusion – so you land the perfect client.

02 - Crafting a Sales Page Which Converts

I'll grab a coffee (or three!) and take a good, hard look at what I can do to zone in on your Brand Story and Unleash Your Genius into copy that sounds like you. 

I'm an absolute whiz at getting to the heart of the matter and zoning in on your niche, your audience and what you're trying to achieve.

I'll put my extensive experience to work bringing together marketing psychology with a modern approach to online business and copy that converts.

I'll add the magic to create a Sales Page from "Top to Toe" designed to convert with buyers who can't wait to whip out their creditcards and pay you! 😘

You'll be perfectly positioned to dominate your niche with a sales presence which shouts authority and ditches the desperation.

03 - Launch Emails

Uniquely crafted to explore YOUR story and YOUR vision, ALWAYS SELLING - but NEVER "SALESY"!

Starting with an ETHICAL gentle introduction to your course at around 3-4 weeks from the start date, floating the idea to your list and reminding them that "woohoo! still here!". 😁 Because nobody, but NOBODY likes being launched to HARD every 6 months and ignored the rest of the time!

04 - Elevate Your Genius

You get to concentrate YOUR ZONE OF GENIUS facilitating and presenting your course... and I'll concentrate on MY zone of genius and be your invisible SALES WOMAN.


Can I re-use the emails you give me?

Absolutely! Everything I write FOR you, belongs TO you! 

You'll be able to re-use the emails the next time you launch this program - or you could tweak them for the next offer program. Point is, you don't need to keep "re-inventing the wheel" which is gonna remove a whole heap of launch stress!

What's included in the launch emails?

I'll give you 14 days worth of specific LAUNCH EMAILS including all the "final push" in the last 2 days before CLOSE CART.

There will be waaaaay more than you feel comfortable sending 😂 - which is why you need me to write them for you!

I'll even follow those up with a "downsell" for anyone who doesn't want the full program right now but might be interested in another way of working with you.

What if I want to Launch before 4 weeks?

That's great. I'm going to provide you with 3-4 weeks of Ethical Gentle Start + Launch Emails, so it makes sense to give yourself at least 21 days so you get the full benefit of "as many eyeballs as possible" on your promotional and sales materials.

What if my course is a horrible idea?

Oooh! That's a toughie! 

Well, I'm not gonna sit here and tell you it's the "best thing ever" if I truly don't believe in what it is you're trying to do. And, if you're looking for someone to tell you how pretty and awesome and amazeballs it all sounds... then you need to go right ahead and hit that Back Button! 😁

But, if you're ready for strategic insight and a ROCK SOLID SALES SYSTEM, I'm here for you - and I'm certainly happy to lend you the benefit of my expertise to iron out any "offer wrinkles".

About Alex Sheach

Alex is an expert strategist with a flair for expressive writing which connects with her audience and evokes emotion.

She believes in the power of harnessing the written word and using it to demonstrate expertise, confidence and clarity when marketing online businesses.

She's anti-BS, anti-fluff and embraces grown-assed methodology for growing an online business with authentic Sales & Marketing strategies.

Nae drama!

Awesome things my clients say about me


I saw Alex's review of a website on Facebook. It was thorough and practical and I thought "I want that!". I followed a template for this page and Alex saw that it felt piecemeal and inauthentic. Alex included WHY I should make the changes. Alex's suggestions aren't just opinions; they are based on solid marketing practices and experience.



I found Alex on Facebook and I'm so glad I did! She helped me see how some tweaks on my website could make it much clearer for my customers. Her practical and no-nonsense advice was just the help I needed to hone my offerings. I couldn't be happier with my website now and having her critical eye on my site is a big part of that! Her suggestions even helped me build a new site I was working on, and made that one better too! 

Allison Bishins

I'll craft a sales machine

to make you stand out in a crowded marketplace

with a marketing message so finely pointed it hurts!